Knock Knock Jokes

Boy : Knock knock
Girl : whos there?
Boy : Elevate
Girl : elevate who?
Boy : I dont care! ELEVATE!
(icona pop - i love it)

Boy : Do you know coconut?
Girl : What about it?
Boy: When you leave the chichirya open. COCONUT

Boy: What car is maarte?
Girl: What?
Boy : Hon-duhh! (Honda)
Girl : ...

Boy : what car is more maarte?
Girl : what??
Boy : Maz-duhh! (mazda)

Boy : Diba girl fights are called cat fights?
Girl : yeah.
Boy : Then siguro boy fights should be called dog fights!
Girl : why?
Boy : kasi RUFF! (Rough - Bark of dog sound effect)
Girl : ...

written by Meego Enriquez