Knock Knock Jokes

Boy : Knock knock
Girl : whos there?
Boy : Elevate
Girl : elevate who?
Boy : I dont care! ELEVATE!
(icona pop - i love it)

Boy : Do you know coconut?
Girl : What about it?
Boy: When you leave the chichirya open. COCONUT

Boy: What car is maarte?
Girl: What?
Boy : Hon-duhh! (Honda)
Girl : ...

Boy : what car is more maarte?
Girl : what??
Boy : Maz-duhh! (mazda)

Boy : Diba girl fights are called cat fights?
Girl : yeah.
Boy : Then siguro boy fights should be called dog fights!
Girl : why?
Boy : kasi RUFF! (Rough - Bark of dog sound effect)
Girl : ...

written by Meego Enriquez

The Cloudmaker

Across the sea, beyond the horizon, lives a man. His job was very important. He lived in a small house on an island. Everyday, he'd start his day by making clouds. It was not easy.

First, he had to find the most perfect cotton: soft enough to feel nothing, and light enough to take flight. He weaves it, and in a matter of seconds, it's a cloud.

Lately, the Cloudmaker has been feeling rather ill. He had no one to care for him, for he was alone on the island. He was so sick, he coughed on a cloud he had woven; turning it into a gray, horrid, and aggressive cloud. He named it Cumulonimbus. When he released him, he thrashed out of the Cloudmaker's hands, bumping into other clouds and causing flashes of light.

The next day, the Cloudmaker felt cured. He was so happy. He wove a large, strong and glorious cloud. He names this cloud Nimbus. He sent Nimbus to stop Cumulonimbus from causing storms and lightning storms. Nimbus left, and his quest starts.

written by Carlos Gemperle

Waves

Looking for something you can't even find
Speaking something that's out of your mind
Can't believe I thought you were mine
The stars at night, oh yeah they shine

Waves I try to row past through
The things I owed you were way past due
 a disease that just goes through the roof
Does it need anymore proof?

The things I need are not here
How could something bright not be clear
Pains that come but I don't know why
Waves come shake my world then pass by

Pressure bursting at the speed of light
That push me moving side to side
Could it be that you were mine
The stars at night, oh they shine

written by John Uy